Restaurant Review: Caspiy

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Caspiy, in Sheepshead Bay, is not your typical Russian floor show restaurant, in that it doesn’t occupy half a block on the banks of the Bay, on Brighton Beach Avenue, or on the nearby boardwalk. Instead, the smallish railroad space is tucked at the intersection of Avenue Z and Sheepshead Bay Road.

Russian Cuisine - CaspiyThis is also a restaurant that’s realized it doesn’t need a humongous menu. You should still find something you’d like among the forty or so dishes that run the gamut of Russian cuisine and beyond.

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Red Alert: Alternative Schnitzels

Red Alert! Random Eastern European dishes are invading our streets and restaurants! Should you duck and cover, or welcome the enemy?

Red Alert - Alternative Schnitzels

Zagat says alternative schnitzels are trendy in NYC. For proof, the duck schnitzel at The Marrow:

When Harold Dieterle reached for his mallet at newly opened West Village joint The Marrow, he didn’t start hammering veal or pork into a thin patty. Instead he reached for some duck, taking a dish that doesn’t vary much from restaurant to restaurant and making it into something exciting again. His version of this Austrian comfort food is served with quark spaetzle, hazlenuts, cucumber-potato salad and stewed wolfberries. The dish is at once different and familiar, providing a fresh take on a plate that can easily feel tired.

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Berlin Restaurant Report: Pasternak

In addition to my New York restaurant reviews, I’d like to share with you my thoughts on random Eastern European restaurants I visit during my various trips. These posts may not always have the depth of my traditional reviews, so I won’t provide any ratings. I’m also unlikely to write about a place if it’s not noteworthy in some capacity.

Named after famous Russian writer Boris Pasternak, Restaurant Pasternak is located in the Prenzlauer Berg neighborhood of Berlin. From my limited understanding of the city’s geography, this area of former-East Berlin is now famous for its designer stores, restaurants, cafés, and bars, and has become popular among American expats and European immigrants.

Berlin - Restaurant Pasternak

As if the name wasn’t enough (the Russian author wrote Doctor Zhivago and was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature, for Stalin’s sake!), the menu makes it clear that Restaurant Pasternak is trying to seduce a western crowd. Dishes are named after intelligentsia, proletariat, former Soviet cities, regions, or republics, and of course, the good Doctor himself. The only thing missing is a picture of Omar Sharif on the wall. What you get instead is a collection of Soviet-inspired postcards like the one below. All in all, the selection is (luckily) much shorter than Pasternak’s novel, with a number of Russian classics delivered in multiple versions, plus a small selection of Jewish specialties such as latkes and kreplach.

Berlin - Restaurant Pasternak

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Red Alert: Moscow 57 Under The Tracks

Red Alert! Random Eastern European dishes are invading our streets and restaurants! Should you duck and cover, or welcome the enemy?

Russian Cuisine - Moscow 57 Under The Tracks

Not unlike Iron Curtain, Moscow 57 is a restaurant-to-be that plans to serve pan-Soviet cuisine and offers previews before opening. They also operate as a catering business. With their Moscow 57 Under The Tracks summer events, they’ve found an unexpected home inside the Urban Garden Center in East Harlem. Not only have they created a kind of old-fashioned dacha right under the Metro North tracks, but they even have live music and other performances paced according to the comings and goings of trains. Somehow, it works better than you’d think!

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Restaurant Review: Dacha

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Just south of Washington Square, new kid on the block Dacha occupies a somewhat cursed spot that’s seen a succession of restaurants in the past few years. Luck seems to be turning though: the previous tenants, a Thai restaurant, did not go out of business but moved to a larger location. (I actually wonder if Dacha recovered some of their decorations, especially the lamps.) And assuming they remain in business, Dacha will have to move sooner or later, too: the building is slated to be demolished at some point in the NYU 2031 plan. In any case, you can check out Dacha’s web gallery for more pictures of the venue and the food.

The menu covers all the Russian classics and is quite lengthy, without reaching Brighton Beach proportions. Meat and fish cold plates, herring, blini, borscht, vegetable salads, shashlik, chicken tabaka, pelmeni, and home-style potatoes are all there. You’ll also find a few seafood additions (just like in Brighton, again), such as sea bass and mussels, and a caviar menu, offering anything from near-affordable salmon roe to pricey sevruga (no ossetra or beluga). One might question the judiciousness of all this caviar in a neighborhood full of NYU housing, especially when the restaurant itself is pretty laid back, but then, they’re probably courting faculty families and not students.

The hachapuri, Georgian cheese bread, came in the Russified form of a turnover. The crispy puff pastry encased melted cheese similar to the sulguni you find in Brighton Beach supermarkets, and it tasted fine — who doesn’t love puff pastry?

Made with the same puff pastry, the pirozhki were also rather nice,  all with a good filling ratio. They came in three versions: cabbage with tomato sauce and carrot;  potato (not too heavy); and meat (some vegetables would have made the mixture moister).

As often in Russian restaurants, the cold appetizers included a few assortment platters. On the smoked and cured fish plate, the fatty halibut was the best, and the sturgeon was very salty (so much so that I couldn’t tell if it was actually sturgeon). The salmon roe was fine, the smoked salmon was a bit salty and not fatty enough, and the marinated salmon cubes tasted of mint and dill but were too salty. Needless to say, the canned black olives didn’t bring anything.

On the meat plate, the beef tongue was very soft and pretty good, and so was the thinly sliced, aptly spiced basturma. The veal and chicken rulets (poached meat, served cold) were just okay, a bit dry. The last element was supposed to be duck breast, though we weren’t convinced. Also — and this has more to do with the service than the food itself — it took forever to have bread with all that.

The salo plate was slightly more unusual: how often are you served two different versions of pork fat, cured and smoked? Both were thinly cut and very good. Be sure to remove the rind; it’s not edible.

In the eggplant trio, the roasted eggplant caviar was tasty and spicy, but the Georgian eggplant rolled with walnut and grilled eggplant rolls with cheese and herbs were neither greasy nor cooked enough — eggplant is one of the only vegetables that nobody eats when still crunchy.

We even decided to order a salad, for once. The garden fresh vegetable salad was quite simple — tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, and lettuce. This kind of reminded me why I never order salads: there’s rarely much to write home about. At least this time it wasn’t drowned in industrial mayo.

Moving on to the mains, I count the pelemeni among the best I’ve had. They didn’t fundamentally differ from less notable renditions, but they hit all the right marks: the slightly irregular shapes confirmed they were made in house, the meat (pork and maybe beef) was very juicy, the dumplings were tossed in butter (and served with sour cream, of course). Delicious. On a different visit, we also tried them as “pelmeni Moscow,” a version baked with eggs, cheese, and dill. I didn’t find them as good, mostly because the combination rendered them a bit dry — more cheese would probably fix it.

The salmon kulebyaka, a pretty big dish for one person, took a little while to come as it was baked to order (the only way to go, indeed). I didn’t find the risotto that the menu promised inside, but a copious piece of salmon cooked just right sat on top of a spinach mixture. A pleasant dill caper cream sauce completed the dish.

The Dacha stew combined tender though not completely melt-in-your-mouth short ribs and potato-tasting potato vareniki with onions. I think potato vareniki go particularly well in stews; I’ve already posted something similar in concept (see my venison goulash here).

Dacha offers three kinds of shashliks: beef, chicken, and sturgeon, each supposedly served with fries (good luck finding them in my pictures).

The sturgeon shashlik, accompanied here by grilled peppers and zucchini, featured fatty and tasty morsels of fish. There was also a sauceboat of good narsharab, reduced pomegranate juice — an Azerbaijan classic. Too bad the sturgeon was ever-so-slightly overcooked.

The beef shashlik was excellent: made from slightly fatty flank steak, served medium well (the kitchen doesn’t always give the choice) but not dry. The chef wouldn’t give away the secret of the delicious marinade spice mix, but did say the meat was marinated for 2 to 4 days. The sides were a bit uneven: the grilled peppers and tomato came at room temperature and lacked salt, and so did the large-grain couscous, although they tasted fine regardless. Very thinly sliced onion and Russian ketchup completed a dish that has the potential to be a truly remarkable shashlik.

The beef Stroganoff, on the other hand, was a let-down. The filet mignon was chewy, cooked beyond well done, and I have to wonder if it it really was filet mignon. The sauce tasted good, but there was very, very little of it. The mashed potatoes were fine.

For sides, the home style potatoes, mushrooms, and onions tasted rather good. There’s a bit of a dill obsession going on, however, which is common in Russian cuisine but not something of which I really approve.

The dessert menu contains half a dozen mostly Russian options. The cherry vareniki featured both a jammy cherry filling and a kind of warm, sweet cherry kompot. A winner.

The “very cherry” plombir was much less successful. Plombir designates a very rich ice cream in Russian (from 12% to a whooping 20% fat). This rather nondescript version tasted just rich and sweet, with only the pale pink color hinting that the flavor might be cherry. It was topped with equally bland cherries and whipped cream, which at least seemed homemade.

The drink menu has a long, ever-changing list of house-infused vodkas that are quite good if you’re into that kind of thing. Try the grapefruit and the pina colada flavors. Vodka by the bottle is relatively affordable, unless you go for the “single harvest” Kauffman, the epitome of grain alcohol masturbation, for $15 a shot / $199 a bottle. There’s also a nice cranberry mors, bitter and sweet at the same time.

In the past months, we’ve seen a few new Russian restaurants promising luxury dining but underdelivering (I’m looking at you, Onegin and Brasserie Pushkin). With its much simpler decor, Dacha promises nothing, and ends up delivering many of the same classic dishes without the delusions of grandeur.  The restaurant chose an attractive price point (3 courses will cost you a bit over $40), and I can easily see myself coming back between my Food Perestroika reviews. I just wish the quality was a bit more consistent (and the service faster), as several dishes were truly excellent, while others suffered from basic salt or doneness problems, and even the best dishes have varied a bit over multiple visits.

Cuisine: Russian
Picks: salo, pelmeni, beef shashlik, cherry vareniki
Food: 7.5/10

Restaurant Review: Brasserie Pushkin

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Russian restaurants seem to be opening faster than I can visit them these days. I feel like I was dining at Onegin only a few weeks ago, and yet here comes Brasserie Pushkin, an establishment with somewhat similar pretensions, in West Midtown. And things are quite confusing indeed! Onegin, the restaurant, is named after Eugene Onegin, a novel written by Pushkin, the poet. Pushkin, the brasserie, is the New York outpost of Pushkin, the café in Moscow, which was created to make up for the poetic license taken by Gilbert Bécaud in his slightly saucy hit song “Nathalie”, written in 1964. The French crooner, too busy hitting on his blonde Russian guide, probably had in mind the Literaturnoye Cafe (admire the rare .su web site!) in Saint-Petersburg, known informally as Café Pushkin because the poet regularly dined there.

Save for the unfortunate scaffolding that covers the building’s exterior at the moment, the two-level setting does a good job creating the kind of atmosphere that, we imagine, makes Russian oligarchs feel right at home: elegant waiters, wood interiors, plush chairs, chandeliers, and macarons. Only false note: one of the waiters reminded me of Deee-Lite‘s Super DJ Dimitri.

Before reading further, take a look at Ryan Sutton’s recent review for Bloomberg.com. I certainly don’t agree with everything he says (is he really implying that the food at Veselka tastes remotely good?!?!), but I was amused.

Following the format of the Moscow flagship, the menu imitates a newspaper where articles of little interest are interlaced with food items in sometimes random order. The result is a rather extensive selection of Russian dishes with a French inflection: half a dozen salads, about as many soups, more than a dozen appetizers, five fish and five meat main courses, and a good choice of overpriced sides.

Let’s start with the pickles: two kinds of cucumbers, two kinds of cabbage, and tomatoes, all quite good if you like pickles. My preference went to the cherry tomatoes, only slightly acidic and still sweet inside.

The sturgeon galantine tasted more like shrimp than sturgeon, which makes sense when you look at the picture (it was too dark in the restaurant to get a clear idea then). The olive tapenade in the background tended to overpower the rest of the dish.

The salad Olivier is certainly meant to impress… if the last time you went to a restaurant was circa 1960. Seriously, this presentation is worthy of a George Lang cookbook cover! The recipe was fairly close to the original recipe, which is commendable — check out my post here for a little bit of historical background. The center of the dish consisted of potatoes and crawfish topped with caviar (paddlefish roe, I think). The fairly tasty caviar didn’t compensate for the complete blandness of the crawfish. The mixture of smoked chicken on the sides reminded me of deli meat. Disappointing.

The pirozhki came with three fillings. The cabbage one used a brioche dough but hardly tasted like cabbage because it was mostly dough. The beef one was tasty, made with a cut of meat that reminded me of oxtail, but the dough was way too sweet. The mushroom-potato one was the best, with a great ‘shroomy flavor.

The steak tartare illustrated well the problem we started to face with Brasserie Pushkin. The presentation was superficially very nice, but… tartare really does not need to be served in an overpowering puddle of vinegar — it’s not because the meat is served raw that you should try to mask its taste! The little garnishes offered different tastes in each bite, which was a good idea in theory (the quail egg worked best), but… what was I supposed to do with the onion, mustard, and chives in the front of my plate? I didn’t have any need (or room) to mix them with the beef!

The pelmeni can be ordered as an appetizer, a consommé, or an entrée. Paradoxically, you don’t get to choose the meat filling, a flavorful blend of lamb, pork, and beef.

The dish was good, but the mixture was slightly too compact and not juicy enough, a common issue. It’s actually not so easy to make great pelmeni. The consommé version (shown above) was better than the version served alone (shown below), as the broth helped to compensate for the lack of moisture in the filling.

The veal Pojarsky, advertised as the signature dish and also available as a burger, was something I remembered trying at the Moscow café. The taste of greasy bread and cream was rather subtle; some might find the cutlet bland and lacking meat, but I quite liked it. Ryan Sutton complained that it tasted like a Chicken McNugget, and I tend to agree, but why is that a problem? I’m not above admitting that the McNugget’s success resides in its ability to transcend the taste of chicken and achieve something more pleasant: it doesn’t taste like chicken, it tastes like Chicken McNugget. And it’s addictive. What’s wrong with producing the same result with top-quality ingredients? As a matter of fact, a few years ago, I created a Pojarsky recipe that followed this very principle — top quality veal with roughly the same fat/carb/protein/water ratio as the Chicken McNugget.

The telnoye, consisted of a pair of salmon and pike-perch cutlets with a very good fish taste. The garnish didn’t really work, though. On one hand, we had a  so-so potato purée  with pieces of overcooked salmon pompously called salmon brandade. On the other, the mushrooms on the plate rim were unnecessarily drizzled with truffle oil (you know, the one that doesn’t contain truffle). Finally, a kind of béarnaise sauce was served in an utterly impractical tuile cone.

The golubtsy, a well-balanced, airy filling of tasty meat and rice wrapped in slightly undercooked cabbage leaves, was smothered by an overwhelming red pepper sauce.

The veal chop, ordered rare, arrived medium well. Yes, it tasted good and was properly grilled, but for $46 was it really too much to ask to get my meat done as I want it? This is one of the most expensive veal chops in town, for Lenin’s sake! (A quick search in my archives returned a $49 contender at Veritas, where it recently turned out that the new chef and his hypertrophied ego didn’t know how to cook a piece of meat either.) The pesto-like mixture on top of the chop wasn’t mentioned on the menu and could just as well have stayed off of my plate.

The Russian style country potatoes, soggy fries with mushroom and onions, were OK. But you’d better enjoy every one of them, they cost $12. For the same absurd price, we also ordered some steamed kasha with onions and mushrooms. Whoever said potatoes and buckwheat are a poor man’s food???

The beef Stroganoff was tender enough, which isn’t a surprise since it’s prepared with tenderloin. It’s kind of wasteful to serve that cut of meat well done, but I guess it’s the nature of the dish; a recipe that dates from a time when people didn’t eat meat rare. Of course, it wouldn’t hurt to revisit this classic a bit. The sauce, made with tomatoes, mushrooms and cream, was very good but just a bit too salty.

The blinis stuffed with veal had a subtle flavor, so much so I’d say they were slightly bland. They were served with no sauce, just some cream on the side. The meat should have been a little bit moister.

The desserts, created by “World Champion Executive Pastry Chef Emmanuel Ryon,” were a mix of classics (profiteroles, crème brûlée, cheesecake) and original creations served with a bang. I focused on the latter.

The Café Pushkin was a berry-and-nut bomb large enough for two. I enjoyed it, although I would have preferred fewer flavors and more contrast in the textures. As one imagines, the gold leaves on top made the dish taste indubitably better…

The medovichok didn’t just bring us a second serving of gold leaves, it also came in a cloud of dry ice vapor, woohoooo! The dessert itself, however, was eaten and forgotten almost as fast the dry ice sublimated. Although the menu described it as a layered cake of dulce de leche ice cream and honey, layered cake had to be understood figuratively. I don’t think there was any sponge in it, and I don’t think the number of layers was much greater than two. The result was nice enough, just not particularly original and the dry ice made it way too cold. The bowl itself also contained a kind of tea-like mixture that I am still not sure was edible.

Finally, on the way out, one has the opportunity to buy an assortment of macarons and other pastry shop desserts at the front counter. Since I visited the restaurant around the orthodox Easter, I brought home a kulich, all covered in silver spray (did they run out of gold?). The tall Easter bread was prepared in the style of a panettone, with a rich, airy crumb speckled with a colorful mix of candied fruits. Yummy.

All this food was washed down with some cranberry (good) or blackcurrant (excellent) mors — probably a better choice than the expensive wine list. Of course, I had to have vodka with that, especially the one called Hammer & Sickle. I also remember trying a good house-infused cranberry vodka. But beware: with shots at around $15 ($12 for Stoli, $32 for Beluga Gold), it can become a very, very expensive night very, very quickly.

Yes. The food at Brasserie Pushkin generally oscillated between fairly good and very good, and my final rating below reflects that. Some of my descriptions might sound harsher than my rating would suggest! But I’m still not sure the quality justifies the value. A salad Olivier, a veal chop with a side dish, and a dessert would cost you $96 before tax and tip. By comparison, you could have a memorable 4-course prix fixe at Marea (a 2 -star restaurant in the Michelin guide) for $97, or an equally unforgettable 3-course prix fixe at Daniel (3 stars) for $108. Not to mention 4 courses at Hospoda for about $70 (a steal).

The food at Pushkin simply isn’t at that level.  Despite the opulent surroundings and the variety of expensive plateware, the dishes are too often either traditional versions of Russian classics with little creativity, or modern renditions in need of tuning. Plus, before offering a selection of grilled meats at steakhouse prices, it would also be good to learn to cook them to the customers’ specifications.

Cuisine: Russian
Picks: veal Pojarsky, telnoye, blackcurrant mors
Avoid: the vodka (that is, if you want to be able to pay your rent)
Food: 8/10

Restaurant Review: Onegin

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Onegin in Greenwich Village is the latest addition to the Russian restaurant scene. If we’re to believe the web site, it aims to offer ”the finest Russian Fusion cuisine that Manhattan has to offer”, and the media have long been drinking the Kool-aid.

The interior keeps its promises of opulence, and Onegin is indeed a very pretty and comfortable restaurant:

The menu covers the usual Russian classics — blinis, smoked fish and meats, dumplings, borsht, chickens Kiev and Tabaka — plus some more “American” dishes such as braised short ribs or lamb shanks (of course one might argue that Russian cows and lambs have ribs and shanks, too). The brunch consists simply of the same menu without the main courses, and, apparently, without whichever half-dozen dishes that eighty-sixed the night before.

Before we start talking about the food, I have to say a word about the service, as it will considerably affect your dining experience. Even when the restaurant is half-empty, or even completely empty, the kitchen is terribly slow and has no sense of timing. Expect to wait 30 to 45 minutes and then receive a random number of dishes in random order. The waiters are very nice but incapable of paying attention. It’s like they never worked in a restaurant before: you can wave at them a good ten minutes while they’re standing 10 feet away from you. On another occurrence there wasn’t anybody in the restaurant who knew where the wine bottles were kept!

Let’s get back to the food and beverages. Onegin has an inspiring cocktail list. Among the things we tried, the Pomegrate Martini had a pronounced pomegranate taste but was a bit too sweet, while the Birch Imperial, which was supposed to contain birch sap, tasted like sweet champagne and not much else. There will also be a number of house-infused vodkas. I was only able to taste the honey-pepper vodka but it was very good.

Bread. On one visit, the rye bread was very good and the white bread, similar to a Russian baton, was just OK. The next time, both were stale, as if the staff had let them all dry out in their trays overnight.

The house-smoked fish delicacies consisted of a copious platter of three different fish. The salmon was excellent, cut into thick chunks the way I like it, its saltiness balanced by a piece of bread. The sturgeon was equally great, without any trace of that muddy taste I don’t like. The third fish, escolar, had a very firm flesh, and was a rather unusual choice, since it is known for its unpleasant health effects and doesn’t live anywhere near Russia as far as I know.

The blini with cured salmon were no different, with thick cuts of very soft fish, but the blini themselves were too sweet. In my opinion, there should have been just a pinch of sugar in the batter.

The salo (cured pork fat similar to Italian lardo) was way too salty, even eaten with the bread and mustard. The mustard, in the Russian style, was quite nice, strong and slightly sweet. Notice the crossed chive sprigs that seem to add an undeniable touch of elegance to most appetizers — had I kept them, I would have had a whole bunch at the end of the meal.

The trio of zakuski included tasty chopped herring (“tar tar”, the menu said), a kind of smelt pâté (which tasted like European sprat and was fine if you’re into that sort of thing) and chopped salo, just as salty as the one above. All were served with croutons.

The charcuterie was another great appetizer to share, probably my favorite of the lot. It was salty, but not excessively so (it is charcuterie after all). Great smoked sausage and kielbasa, good bacon, served with mustard, beet horseradish and a weird hot sauce better left untouched. This certainly didn’t need any canned green olives.

Then the salad Olivier was definitely the worst appetizer. The menu said “an old recipe, over a century in the making”, which is kind of true but rather pathetic. To keep the story short (more on this in another post), the recipe started as the signature dish in a high end Moscow restaurant, but all the distinctive ingredients (grouse, duck, crawfish, caviar) were slowly replaced with cheaper substitutes more readily available to Homo Sovieticus. What we got at Onegin was the terminal stage, the lame Soviet version. Smoked chicken, hard-boiled egg, potatoes, carrots and canned peas bound by a river of industrial mayo. Not surprisingly, the result was boring and just OK.

The ukha (“traditional fisherman’s soup”) was made up of chunks of salmon, potato, and carrot in an aromatic bouillon. There was nothing wrong with it, but it was a rather simple dish — one typically expects a little bit more variety in a fish soup.

The wild mushroom strudel was nice, if not all that hard to make. The puff pastry certainly wasn’t house-made (very few restaurants make their own) and I think the mushrooms were cremini and shitake, which aren’t wild! This is a criticism that could be addressed to 99% of American restaurants, actually. Look it up in the dictionary, folks: wild means “existing without human habitation or cultivation”. Cremini, portobello, shitake, or maitake do not qualify!

The veal pelmeni were good if nothing special. I’d say they were house made, because of their slightly irregular shapes. I also wish there had been more liquid in the pot.

When we tried to order the meat vareniki, our waiter informed us they only made meat pelmeni and that they’re the same, which is somewhat true but doesn’t explain why nobody fixes the menu. We had the potato vareniki instead. They tasted a bit too much like black pepper, but the filling was nicer than the all-too-common watery potato mush.

The beef Stroganoff managed to be cooked to well done without being tough, a rare feat. It was served with more mushrooms than one could possibly eat, some onions, and reduced cream that made the dish very rich. Here again, although the preparation was fine, the recipe was too simple to be exciting. And the kasha that accompanied the meat (it was supposed to be a side dish, but the kitchen mysteriously decided to substitute it for the mashed potatoes instead) was simply boiled.

Moving on to the desserts, the home-made napoleon with Bavarian cream wasn’t a napoleon at all. Instead of the expected layers, bavarian cream was just sandwiched between two sheets of a kind of cold puff pastry (the one that’s store-bought, remember?). The result was very ordinary.

The syrniki, tvorog pancakes, were made to order. They tasted nice but were mostly an excuse to eat the good cherry preserves and honey (an industrial honey blended with high fructose corn syrup)!

It is hard to rate Onegin’s food without taking into account the lackluster service, but I’ll try my best. Clearly, the food doesn’t match the expectations set by the rich decor. There’s nothing innovative about it, and I’m not sure what makes the owners believe this is Russian fusion (whatever that means). It would be more accurately described as traditional Russian food on elegant tableware. Note that most dishes were actually good, there just wasn’t anything outstanding, complex or really original.

Cuisine: Russian
Picks: house-smoked fish and charcuterie
Avoid: salad Olivier
Food: 7.5/10

Restaurant Review: Volna

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Volna, which means wave in Russian, is the first restaurant you’ll see on the Brighton Beach boardwalk if you come from Coney Island. With its giant ice cream cone and the waiters standing outside to invite customers in, you can hardly miss it.

The menu, a behemoth fit to compete with Tatiana Grill, lists about 20 appetizers, 20 salads, 10 soups, 30 fish entrées, 30 meat entrées, plus a variety of sides, dumplings and desserts. Even though some of the dishes turn out to be unavailable when you order them, you have to wonder how the kitchen manages to remember how each of them is prepared. You will find all the Russian and Brighton Beach classics, but here are some of the more unusual offerings: smoked catfish, baked eel in spicy sauce, tuna Stroganoff, stuffed chicken neck, stuffed beef intestine, foie gras (again), baked escargots with cheese, and Belgian waffles.

We started the meal with a carafe of home-made kompot, a sweet but pleasant drink flavored with strawberry and pear (and an excellent vodka chaser).

From the cold appetizers, the basturma (spicy cured beef) was particularly good: tender, slightly marbled with fat, not too dry, and with a tasty spice coating. Of course it’s not not home-made, but this may very well be one of the best I’ve ever eaten. The Odessa-style eggplant reminded me of the one at Tatiana Grill, as well: I’d bet it came straight from a jar, with a cherry tomato and a branch of parsley as sole enhancements. $9 for something that you can get for less than $2/lb at the supermarket around the corner.

The herring, which must have come from the same supermarket, was even more disappointing: too salty, not really brined, and full of bones.

Far from saving the day, the khachapuri was impressively bland: the dish contained no salt at all, the cheese had no taste, and the dough was heavy. At least it was made to order, and it looks fine in the picture!

The Moscow-style sturgeon (another dish I had tried at Tatiana Grill) came in a clay pot with caramelized onions, potatoes, shitake mushrooms, a cream and wine sauce, and cheese on top. The fish had a bit of what I call a “muddy” taste, as sturgeon often does, but was cooked properly. There was a commendable effort in the preparation and it showed in the result.

The chalakhach (grilled lamb chops) was equally good. When the server informed us that it’s impossible to prepare lamb chops rare, I thought we were off to a bad start. Nevertheless, the meat arrived well done but not overdone; the marinated chops managed to be juicy and very tasty. The accompanying onion was thinly sliced as it should be, sprinkled with sumac, nothing like the inedible thick slices most places throw on all their kebab plates. The dish also came with a nice mix of multicolored cooked sweet peppers, red cabbage, and a slightly out of place but decent toasted pita.

The beef Straganoff was tasty and promising but the meat wasn’t cooked quite long enough — too bad. The sides plunged us back into a supermarket nightmare: plain and unsalted noodles straight from a box, nasty canned peas, and a ridiculous leaf of lettuce that no customer in their right mind would eat.

The cutlet Volna, a chicken cutlet stuffed with cream and mushrooms, Kiev-style, was a disaster. The excessive breading made it too crunchy by far, and it tasted like old deep-frying oil. The inside tasted so much of dill that it was borderline inedible — we barely touched the dish. It came with the nasty canned peas, fries that weren’t fried, and that stupid leaf of lettuce.

Finally, the meat vareniki, topped with yummy caramelized onions were just OK. The dough was fine and not too thick, but the filling was very mealy and dry, with not enough meat and fat. Were they home-made? You can buy so many kinds of dumplings in Brighton supermarkets that it’s hard to say (especially since these weren’t that good), but I’d be ready to believe they were.

We didn’t try the desserts. Except for the pancakes, none of them were really Russian.

It’s hard to give a rating to Volna. If you’re lucky enough to order the right dishes, you can enjoy a tasty, well-executed Russian meal. But if you go wrong, you’ll be dining on canned food and bad cutlets…

Cuisine: Russian
Picks: basturma, Moscow-style sturgeon, chalakhach
Avoid at all costs: cutlet Volna
Food: 5.5/10

Restaurant Review: Le Soleil

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

I continue my exploration of the Brighton Beach boardwalk with a visit to Le Soleil, formerly know as Winter Garden — a 180 degree turn of sorts, since soleil means sun in French.

I’d never been to the old Winter Garden, but the new incarnation is a curious mix: the outdoor porch area is filled with casual wooden tables and booths, while inside there’s the usual pseudo-classy Brighton Beach Russian dining room with pompous white tablecloths and chair slipcovers. You’ll also find a stage, a lounge area and a separate banquet room, just to provide something for everyone.

With its shrimp cocktail, grilled branzino and burgers, the almost reasonably sized menu could trick you into believing you’re not in a Russian restaurant. Certain signs don’t lie, though, such as the pervasive potato dishes, the numerous salads, or the kebab section. Beer lovers are offered no less than 114 options, and indeed the food seems to have been chosen partly with beer in mind. Oh, and in addition to Le Soleil and The New Winter Garden, the restaurant (or just the outdoor section, who knows…) boasts a third name, Draft Barn.

We chose to start with some non-Russian appetizers such as the mozzarella sticks (some sarcastic individuals might say that a dish that is both fried and made with lots of cheese has to be partly Russian). Nothing to write home about here, the whole dish was pretty bland, like only American industrial cheeses can be.

If seeing “Hunter’s Bites” on the menu fills your head with images of bold hunters in fur hats looking for wild boar or bear in the cold, snowy Siberian forests, prepare yourself to be disappointed: you’ll merely be getting chopped fried frankfurter with fries. That’s right, an appetizer served with fries — like all the entrées, apparently. The frank was OK, but the fries weren’t crispy.

Moving on to more Russian dishes, the herring, fresh from its supermarket plastic pouch, was fine. The canned black olives weren’t necessary:

The potato pancakes, served with fried bacon bits and goat cheese, were good without being remarkable.

Save for the kebabs (and the burgers) the entrées are heavy on pork. We tried the sausage combo, consisting of a white sausage (“slowly boiled coarse ground pork sausage, seasoned with a blend of spices created specially for Draft Barn”), a cheese sausage (“stuffed with imported German cheese”) and a Hungarian sausage (“smoked sausage, seasoned with Hungarian paprika”). All three were dry and mediocre, with the white one winning the Palm for both tasting and looking nasty. For a place that serves beer-friendly food, this is really sad. To add insult to injury, the “Home Style Mashed Potatoes” in the background were most likely a store-bought instant mix.

The chicken schnitzel was properly breaded but very bland — this was somewhat to be expected.

On the kebab front, the chalakhach was the lamb chops you can catch a glimpse of under the mountain of raw onion below. My request (both in Russian and English to maximize my chances) to have it done rare resulted in overcooked meat slightly less tough than a shoe sole. This really puzzles me: how can cooks serve burgers and steaks for a living and never have heard of meat cooked anything other than well done?

There were no desserts on the menu, and it’s probably better that way.

Cuisine: Russian
Picks: the beers
Food: 4.5 / 10

Restaurant Review: Tatiana Grill

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

With spring finally here, why not have dinner on the Brighton Beach boardwalk? Tatiana Grill, a spin-off of Tatiana next door, is one of the few restaurants offering tables on the promenade. If the terrace seems full, don’t panic, the resourceful staff will pull out more tables for you from the basement.

The menu probably counts over 200 items — each of them numbered, but out of sequence. The appetizers, organized in salads, cold, hot, soups and pelmeni, cover the whole spectrum of Russian cuisine and beyond. Here are some less expected dishes: salmon tartare with salmon roe, pickled watermelon, the unavoidable foie gras and a “wild fisherman hunter fish soup”. In the mains, Russian standards and shashlyks are complemented with Italian dishes, pasta, and seafood. The following piqued my curiosity: ”lamb osubuku”, quail in sweet and sour sauce, 18 oz cowboy steak, “whole flounder fried to perfection”, fisherman’s net (baked oysters, “popcorn” shrimp, scallops). There’s even a sushi menu and a beer menu!

We started the meal with eggplant caviar “Po-Odesski” (Odessa style). Although it tasted fine, I suspect that it was a store-bought jar (hence the acidity) mixed with some fresh vegetables (hence the crunchy bits). You certainly don’t need to go to a restaurant to eat this.


I have similar doubts about the pelmeni. The dumplings themselves were very good but looked a bit too regular in shape, like the quality frozen hand-made dumplings you can find in the supermarkets of the neighborhood. But the big problem was the broth, which had that unmistakable Knorr flavor. Seriously, how hard is it to toss a bone and an onion in a pot of boiling water?

The khachapuri that came next saved the day. This was a single serving made of puff pastry (something you don’t really see in Georgia), baked to order. Simple but tasty, and perfect with vodka.


As a main course, I chose the “Moscow” sturgeon, partly in anticipation of a makeover (part of my series of dishes named after Eastern European cities). The sturgeon was baked with mozzarella and potatoes in wine sauce, and served with tomatoes and an edible flower, in a lovely fish-shaped dish. The whole thing was aptly executed and quite good. The fish had what I call a slightly muddy taste; this is more a reproach to sturgeon in general than to this particular preparation.

My comrades tried a couple of the shashlyks. The lyulya-kebab, ground lamb wrapped into flat bread, was okay, but mixed with too much onion. This seems to be a common mistake: chefs use excessive amounts of onion to make the meat feel juicier and airier, and then it overpowers the whole dish.

The shashlyk “Karski” consisted of small but very tasty lamb chops, cooked pink inside as requested. There was much left to desire in the garnish — does anybody really eat the coleslaw and onion slices thrown on the plate? I’m sure some additional garnishes were lurking somewhere on the menu. I remember seeing some pan-fried potatoes with chanterelles.

We didn’t save room for dessert, but the menu offered over 20 options, including pancakes, strudel, cheesecake and various classics. I would politely suggest, however, that they pay a little bit more attention to their Russian dishes instead of boasting homemade tiramisu.

As a final note, even though I wasn’t entirely convinced by the food, don’t let this review deter you from having dinner on the boardwalk. I did have a very nice evening!

Cuisine: Russian
Picks: khachapuri, “Moscow” sturgeon, shashlyk “Karski”
Food: 5.5/10