Restaurant Review: #1 Uzbek Palace

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

#1 Uzbek Palace#1 Uzbek Palace starts the review with a few handicaps. First, it’s located in the middle of nowhere (at least from a Manhattanite’s point of view), at the northern end of the Sheepshead Bay neighborhood — so much so that most web sites aren’t sure whether it should be considered part of Sheepshead Bay, Midwood, or even Gravesend. Then, you have to admit it has a ridiculous name. “Palace” already sounds grandiloquent for a nondescript storefront leading to a railroad dining room, but the “#1″ is really over the top. Finally, there’s the slightly schizophrenic cuisine claim: Is it a Turkish, an Uzbek, or an Oriental restaurant?

But we at Food Perestroika do not judge a book by its cover, and once again put our scruples aside in order to bring you the truth.

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Restaurant Review: Caspiy

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Caspiy, in Sheepshead Bay, is not your typical Russian floor show restaurant, in that it doesn’t occupy half a block on the banks of the Bay, on Brighton Beach Avenue, or on the nearby boardwalk. Instead, the smallish railroad space is tucked at the intersection of Avenue Z and Sheepshead Bay Road.

Russian Cuisine - CaspiyThis is also a restaurant that’s realized it doesn’t need a humongous menu. You should still find something you’d like among the forty or so dishes that run the gamut of Russian cuisine and beyond.

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Restaurant Review: Baku Palace

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Azeri Cuisine - Baku PalaceBaku Palace, in Sheepshead Bay, is one of the very few Azeri restaurants in New York. But if you imagine a hole-in-the-wall serving kebabs with an old Caucasian singer in the corner, you’re in for a surprise. With four restaurant rooms on two floors, the place is quite massive, and covers the better part of a block. It’s also more than a restaurant: like the other big floor show ventures in Brooklyn, it turns into a night club during weekends, and offers catering and private parties.

I’ve been to Baku Palace many times over the years, and this post is long overdue. In fact, I started the review just before Hurricane Sandy last year, and then had to wait until they reopened before I could pay them one more visit. Continue reading

Restaurant Review: Café Glechik of Sheepshead Bay

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

Sheepshead Bay - Café Glechik

Café Glechik, a Ukrainian restaurant with locations in Brighton Beach and Sheepshead Bay, derives its name from a Ukrainian word that means “a clay jar, a jug, a crock with something VERY DELICIOUS inside” (so says their website).

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Restaurant Review: Apsheron

A note about my restaurant reviews: New York City counts many Eastern European restaurants scattered across the five boroughs, most of them ignored by restaurant critics and diners alike. I intend to visit as many as I can and report!

In the inland part of the Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn, Apsheron is an Azeri restaurant named after the peninsula where Baku is located. At times like these, when you often have to book a table a good two weeks in advance to get off-prime time seating in a not-so-desirable corner even for lunch, it’s good to know that there are still places like this, places where you can be the only customer during the whole service:

To be fair, I would imagine the restaurant gets a lot more crowded in the evening, as we heard many people telephoning to make reservations. Note also that they didn’t have an alcohol license at the time of our visit, but the owner invited us to shop at the liquor store around the corner. So this can be a go-to place for affordable “lively” dinners!

The menu mixes Azeri specialties with Russian standards and a selection of seafood dishes that seems to be common in the local Soviet restaurants, probably because, technically, we live by the sea − there are even fishing charters in Sheepshead Bay. This is also the second Azeri restaurant in New York where I’ve seen foie gras on the menu, for some unknown reason.

The Azeri appetizers were limited to a few classics. We started with a meat kutab (not photographed), and the Baku-style eggplant, fried slices of eggplant topped with a garlic, walnut and turmeric paste; both were pretty good.

There was a good choice of soups, including piti, kharcho, kiufta-bozbash and Baku-style dushpara. We tried the latter: tiny lamb dumplings in a flavorful, though salty, herb broth:

The gyurza, dushpara’s big brother, was offered either boiled or fried. The fried version was rather disappointing, with good lamb filling but thick and dry dough:

The kebab selection is extensive. Lamb alone can be ordered as chops, ribs, cubes, or lyulya kebab. Seafood renditions include shrimp, sturgeon and salmon. There’s also chicken, liver, quail and ram testicles! And potato lyulya kebab, mashed potatoes finished on a skewer! Here’s the mixed meat kebab platter:

The lyulya kebab contained a lot of onion, which had the benefit of moistening the meat, but gave a too-strong onion taste (duh). Making a great lyulya can be much harder than it seems. The other meats were all tender and juicy, and the fries weren’t bad either.

Unfortunately, the menu didn’t feature many other Azeri entrées, save for baby lamb tongues and dzhyz-byz (fried lamb offals and potatoes). While Manhattanites are rediscovering offals in fancy restaurants, Apsheron had been serving them all along! We might have to come back another time to have an offal-centered meal.

For this time, we decided to give a try to the beef Stroganoff instead, thin strips of beef in a thick, bland mushroom sauce with lots of thyme. It was probably above average — it’s just that the average can be pretty bad. The leftovers sit unclaimed in our fridge.

And I finally got my pakhlava! I salute the effort, but personally I would have made thicker, fewer layers with more honey — I like when the pastry sticks to my fingers.

For the record, the menu also listed shaker-bura (a sweet baked dumpling) and a couple napoleons.

Cuisine: Azeri
Picks: soups, kebabs
Food: 5.5/10